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Old 10th Oct 2016, 19:15
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Scroggins, when I meant a ballsy approach to the next Tour de France, I meant......oh, forget it!

evergreen, I know....
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Old 10th Oct 2016, 19:25
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If I go so fast round a corner that I'm leaning over at more than 85*, the extra wheels on the side ensure that I continue safely.
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Old 10th Oct 2016, 20:48
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"Is it self-righting ? Otherwise I see problems..."
 
Old 10th Oct 2016, 21:53
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It is inspired by the natural world. This is the male version. The female version was .....aah...conceptually difficult, and tended to fill up with water and sink.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 01:42
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Unsure which side to ride on, Hoskins hedged his bets....
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 05:04
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While it did sucessfully float, this unfortunately resulted in an extra 2 wet balls.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 06:28
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...and when I get this baby up to 88mph, you're gonna see some serious ****!!!
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 07:38
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yes I know I look bl@@dy stupid, but the pay is good
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 09:04
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"Requires simple home assembly"
 
Old 11th Oct 2016, 12:17
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Initial MPA test deemed successful.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 12:18
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Adolf knew riding this around nobody would notice him or ask about Eva Braun.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 12:19
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The Bollox Bike MkI was somewhat disappointing...
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 12:20
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"So, where's the brakes?"
"......Oh dear!....."
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 12:37
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"Mind my bike !" ..... (that dates me !)
 
Old 11th Oct 2016, 14:23
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Its a Jaguar!
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 14:58
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Trials of our early A.I. radar equipment were concealed from enemy agents by disguising it as an ordinary pedal powered pawnshop.


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Old 11th Oct 2016, 16:07
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Although he was not to know it at the time, Barnes-Wallace's early invention of the bouncing bicycle would put him into a good position for future employment.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 17:38
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The BSA designed hotlok delivery system could keep the food hot and stirred at the same time.
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Old 11th Oct 2016, 17:44
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"Maritime Patrol Bicycles - Best/Worst Features...
 
Old 11th Oct 2016, 19:33
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"Hoskins, I don't think that qualifies you for a Yachtmaster's Certificate !"
 


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