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Old 26th Oct 2019, 08:57
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When Manfred was told that he'd do his initial training in a Cub, this wasn't what he expected.
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 10:22
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Off Camera Von Nutty to Von Buster...Vy do Allied Airmen find humour in all pictures and we do not ??, Von Buster replied because we are Germans?
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 10:57
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You weren't kidding when you said you had Catnip Otto!
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 17:08
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While you are up there Tiddles. Don't have a ' Tiddle' as it would rot the skin ,
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 17:59
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Ya ya, three 20mm cannon, good for elephant or hippo, for smaller game twin machine guns fire through zer prop - ist gut, huh? Your pride vill be best in Serengeti, never go hungry again!
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 18:00
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A very young Clarence the Cross Eyed lion and how he got his name...
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 18:08
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Darwin Award, not named after Charles but his cousin Karl Darwin, as he put his pet lion on a wing he laughed and said, Lion will not hit that lever as otherwise gun would go off and killl m,.........
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 18:09
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Zoo alors vot is happenin to our pilots
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 18:48
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Clarence. Who said that?
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​​​​​ What am I doing up here?
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Honest there was a mouse down there
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 18:53
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If they can train a chimp to fly a spacecraft surely a lion piloting a aircraft should be simple
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 19:06
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"What is that over there?"
"That is the Officers Mess Simba. You must never go there."
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Old 26th Oct 2019, 19:07
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Nein, nein, it goes "dakka dakka dakka dakka", not "daktari, daktari, daktari, daktari..."
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 03:24
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"Ahh, well here's your problem. The driving spring is loose"
"Mein Gott! Thanks Felix!"
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 07:58
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and zo....zer Emil.. it iz definitely Cat 1 capable..

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Old 27th Oct 2019, 08:02
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Ya.... he iszt cheaper to keep zan an armaments fitter

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Old 27th Oct 2019, 08:03
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As an endangered species Simba was sad when told he would be grounded


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Old 27th Oct 2019, 08:12
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Snowflake Pilot complains that when the guns fire BANG BANG BANG they make too much noise, the Armament fitter suggests a fur lined muffler
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 08:15
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Clarence the cross eyed Pilot finds a soul mate
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Clarence the cross eyed Pilot requests the guns to be synchronised to 25 yards, so not even he could miss
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...and so, the legend that is Flying Tigers was born.
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Old 27th Oct 2019, 11:51
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Werner had fallen for the oldest trick in the book: distracted by the cute and cuddly cub, he had failed to notice the rest of the pride had come up behind him.
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