ok, it was a pretty crappy pic so I'll keep it short.
3rd place:
ShyTorque;
"Keep digging! Blair's head must be down here somewhere...." (apologies to any Ostriches here...)
2nd place:
TyroPicard; "
Sir, does my berm look big in this?"
And the winner is..
6Z3;"
Guy in the foreground to gal on his left:
Lady, with a shovel up YOUR arse and your right arm blown off, YOU'd need a walking stick too."
Over to you 6Z3
