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Old 23rd May 2007, 13:26
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Latest camouflage method in Iraq: Just bury them under the sand!
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Old 23rd May 2007, 15:05
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Keep digging! Blair's head must be down here somewhere....
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Old 23rd May 2007, 15:34
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"Well, Bloggs, how did you think that went?"
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Old 23rd May 2007, 15:42
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Disaster as the Dyson Turbovac backfires during trials.
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Old 23rd May 2007, 18:01
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"All we need now is 300,000 cans of Red Bull, because I don't think 2 cans will give us Wings big enough....."
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Old 24th May 2007, 00:15
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"It just won't move. Does anyone know how to start its engine? Oh and by the way, how do we get clearance to taxi?"
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Old 24th May 2007, 14:09
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Sir, does my berm look big in this?
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Old 24th May 2007, 14:28
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The Iraqi Air Force exhibit at the Chelsea flower show had many visitors
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Old 24th May 2007, 14:38
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The new sandstorm air filters were a great success.
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Old 24th May 2007, 14:47
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The MoDs attempt to bypass the local Councils waste charging scheme almost worked by throwing their toys into the sand-pit.
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Old 24th May 2007, 19:12
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RAF Coningsby Station 'Unofficial' Magazine

Editors at the 'Metal Detector Monthly' finally vindicated!
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Old 24th May 2007, 19:52
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'Right lads thats the new stealth paint on the wings, now for the rest of the airframe'
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Old 25th May 2007, 17:44
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You can never have too much over-run gravel!
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Old 25th May 2007, 19:44
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I told him he'd never get off the ground without re-heat
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Old 25th May 2007, 22:47
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Nearby US politician: "Did we lose an eaf fifteen??"
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Old 26th May 2007, 10:58
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Latest news from Iraq, To combat the Insurgents in Iraq US Forces are planning to use the F15 for Undercover ops,

Whilst this is in process the Blonde asks the Guy next to her "I am bored with the hide the shovel game why don't we move on to Hide the sausage ??"
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Old 26th May 2007, 12:10
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The US Army's new ground attack asset and CAS bird was not really what they had in mind.

or

American forces in Iraq were surprised by a cache of insurgency weapons unearthed during yet another desperate bid to discover WMDs.
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Old 26th May 2007, 15:06
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Bit low on the pull out Hoskins
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Old 26th May 2007, 15:45
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"I don't know about you, but it looks like a bit of target fixation to me".
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Old 26th May 2007, 16:19
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"Hey, let's leave it there. It's no use in the sandpit anyway 'cos it's not a Chinook!"



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