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Old 13th Jul 2016, 21:09
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"This is another fine mess the PR Dept. has gotten me into !"
 
Old 13th Jul 2016, 21:22
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"Well, if Mercury, the messenger of the Gods, could fly with winged sandals, I suppose powered wheels are all right. But where is my wheeled 'at to go with them ?"
 
Old 13th Jul 2016, 21:24
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"Are you sure the hire includes AA roadside breakdown insurance ?"
 
Old 14th Jul 2016, 00:43
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specifically says VW Golf
I'll leave it up to you to check his emissions.
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 01:09
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...and if I break down, I just call a Toe Truck...
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 07:19
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...and if I break down, I just call a Toe Truck...

...for the sole occupant of the vehicle?
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 09:50
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"No, Sir, a helmet's not necessary - the 3-point safety harness keeps you firmly in place if the vehicle crashes."
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 09:53
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My Wife's version has air bags...
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 10:48
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"Bloody potholes ! - What's the Council doing about it ?"
 
Old 14th Jul 2016, 11:57
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Excuse me Sir, but have you also tried our drive through 'Dry Cleaning' Service ... A quick squib of 101 Octane clears the most embarrassing stains
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 13:14
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Coyote looked out of his acme powered man suit and waited for roadrunner to go past.
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 13:42
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"Power's there all right, but control system needs improvement !"
 
Old 14th Jul 2016, 13:56
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"Wot caused that 'ole ?"......."Well, his left skate jammed full astern, his right full ahead, and.......Have you got an "Easy-Out ?"

(apologies to "Old Bill" and Bairnsfather).
 
Old 14th Jul 2016, 14:06
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Ramadan................
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 17:37
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WIWOL.....
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Old 14th Jul 2016, 18:54
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"My next trick is impossible!"
 
Old 16th Jul 2016, 08:22
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"Yeah bloody battery on my Tesla is flat again"
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 09:55
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"Chocks Away !"....."You haven't started the engines yet, Hoskins !"
Last edited by Danny42C; 16th Jul 2016 at 09:57. Reason: Typo.
 
Old 16th Jul 2016, 12:32
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This needs scoring
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Old 16th Jul 2016, 14:40
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That's an odd caption....................
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