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Old 26th Sep 2019, 12:46
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"FACE ME," shouts the sergeant-major, lest the recruits notice someone simply walking across.
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 16:05
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No Mr Bond, We do not have any ice for your Martini
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The North Korean Skating Champion escapes the border guards …. by cunningly walking behind them
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The disabled Ice Hockey team gets in some practice
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 16:33
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Before I farted I was driving a Reliant Robin!
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 17:52
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....and in the summer we put wheels on them and compete in the Red Bull Soapbox challenge
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Old 26th Sep 2019, 19:53
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Thaw them shoe shine boys out we need some buffing
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 00:18
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The only time you are allowed to leave skid marks in front of Glorious Leader.
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 00:23
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Chinese troops express disappointment when they find out that the only thing the USA exports there is about to be banned.
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 06:59
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If only Carlsberg did sledges
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 07:01
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Outside the Winter Palace the guards are given new squad cars
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 07:02
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The 2 man bob fell apart when the nut came loose
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 07:56
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"We are training to become the Bob Sleighing team".

"Who is Bob and why does the Glorious Leader want him dead?"
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 09:17
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Lemy Jurienne's crack stunt team rehearse another no expenses spared, action-packed sequence following the DPRK Film Studios acquisition of the Bond franchise...
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 09:47
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glorious leader: "Off with his head! I need officers with notebooks and pencils in their hands, nothing else."
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 10:19
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And this is the VIP version, with fitted red carpet.
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 10:49
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I don't think this Imperialist 'Pole Dancing' will catch on
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Sit down Nordic Walking for the impaired
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Right, good Red six and seven that's the synchro pair sorted now bring in the other five for the full display
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 11:00
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"Glorious leader, it is designed for female soldiers with their famous short skirts!"
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 11:01
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Jacob Rees-Mogg shows his respect for the Glorious Leader.
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 11:44
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"Jesus Christ, Get me the name of that man walking across the lake".
"But Sir !. It is Jesus Christ. He walks across the lake all year round."
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 11:46
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Ok we all don't know each other. Lets find something to break the ice.
PPPPPPlease don't use expression like that.
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Old 27th Sep 2019, 11:46
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All we need is 2 fat penguins. That is a good ice breaker.
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