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Old 1st Jul 2016, 09:35
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German film crews try to lighten the moment by producing a new series of "The Great Wehrmacht Bake-off".
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 10:14
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"Damn clever Britishers! They feed them gunpowder! They call them egg-shells!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 10:55
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Come on ze here Boris der chicken
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 10:58
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Colonel Von Saunders thinks that ze ist finger liking gut.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 11:42
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"I'm ze hunter-killer - ze rest of ze team, zey are pluckers."

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Old 1st Jul 2016, 11:53
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"Ve haf means of making you squawk !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 11:58
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Chicken: "7700! 7700!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 12:18
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One chicken that's not coming home to roost !
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 12:29
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"Don't count your chickens before they're despatched !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 12:46
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After Stalingrad, a dyslexic German demonstrates that the Chickens are coming home to roast.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 12:47
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Nein, Nein. When you asked leg or breast, I thought that you meant Helga!
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 12:49
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"Keine Sorgen ! - if I mees you, zere's always zat rat ve caught zees morning in ze kitchen. Der Herr Oberst vill not know ze difference !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 12:59
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Recruiting Poster ... "It's a MAN'S life in the 34th Westphalian Poultry Stabbers."
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:00
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Bad news, men. It's going to be Compo again tonight.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:01
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At the Nuremberg War Trials, Werner was accused of fowl play.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:09
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"At his Court Martial it was said........."
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:17
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Chicken: "Leave me alone, I'm on your side - Attila the hen."
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:20
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"Und, after ve haf eaten zer best bits, ve can consult ze entrails to zee wer vill der krieg winnen !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:21
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"Et tu, Heinrich ?"

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Old 1st Jul 2016, 13:23
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The Luftwaffe Exchange Officer put up a Black Mark when he chased the 42 Squadron mascot with a carving knife
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