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Old 28th Jun 2016, 08:25
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"We call it the 'Aircraft Transporter' - customers receive their aircraft just as new as when they left the factory, zero hours, no delivery time. We're presently working on the 'Aircraft Multi-Transporter'."
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 12:38
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 12:41
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Still slightly above Glidepath not adjusting ... Radar Service terminated ... Call Local 124.9 ... Have a nice day
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 13:09
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"Tower, this is 05N...may we have the runway lights, please?...it's getting dark out here."
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 13:42
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Tag! You're it...
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 13:48
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"See, Bloggs...if you get stuck taxying behind one of these slow taildraggers, it's entirely acceptable to pass - although some think that's OTT."
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 13:50
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Do you have to dangle your undercarriage in my face
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 13:54
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Leaning heavily on MPN11, so I invite disqualification: "Well, Hoskins, that nice ATC lady did tell you "one ahead", didn't she ?"
 
Old 28th Jun 2016, 14:08
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Yes, yes, you got here first. No need to tea bag me!!!
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 14:36
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ATC said "Clear land, one on", not "Clear land on one!"
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 15:28
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Tracey, is that you?
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 15:57
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"Always keep the cockpit tidy and well-organized - in case someone drops in unexpectedly."
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 16:06
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Tracey still hadn't quite got the meaning of flying solo.....
You're a very naughty boy!

I got banned from a thread, (two threads, sort of) for saying exactly what you said.
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 16:07
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Tracey, is that you?
You're another one, Pasta!
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 16:08
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Caz, thanks for making that clear.
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 16:30
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Red Bull cocked up the handicapping again
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 17:51
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"It took a lot of practice, but now Jim and I pay only one landing fee."
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 17:59
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"...and that, Bloggs, is how we join the stack."
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 19:02
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Precision Flying Competitions: the dream result.
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"... and, finally, you were nowhere near the runway centreline either."
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