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Old 24th Jun 2016, 12:09
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Kate: "I say, is that James Hewitt down there?"
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 12:18
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Harry: "Pass the time bird-watching, you said? This isn't exactly what I had in mind."
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 12:35
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Good call Harry ... That balustrade will certainly take Uncle Andew's weight ... If I get him tangled up in my Augletts we just need to make it look like an accident
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 12:45
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"Oh well, I suppose we have to leave the boys to enjoy their spectator sports. Is there anything else on TV ?"
 
Old 24th Jun 2016, 12:46
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"I could murder a cup of tea !"
 
Old 24th Jun 2016, 13:52
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"While his attention's diverted.... medals.... into handbag.... post on ebay as soon as we get home."
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 13:58
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" "Everything you need for your party at partypieces.co.uk" - oh, I say, d'you think that includes Nazi uniforms, Will?"
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 14:57
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"The boys thought it was a good idea to substitute waxworks for themselves, but I think people are noticing."
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 15:17
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"Although the boys seem unconcerned, I've never really enjoyed being up here, especially since I happened to come across BS6180:1999: Barriers in and about Buildings, which states 'For exterior balconies, roofs or terraced areas the required height is 1.1 meters (1100mm) from where you can stand on to the top of the handrail.'"
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 16:14
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Kate: "I say, is that James Hewitt down there?"
Buster, you owe me a new tablet
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 18:43
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God I really need a boob job.
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 19:17
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Kate: "Yes. I'm doing the flat display as well."
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 21:06
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"Well, Victoria made her "We are not Amused" into the perfect put-down - so I've decided to copy her - might come in useful one day !"

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Old 24th Jun 2016, 21:11
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Crikey the Pikies have had the lead away
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Old 24th Jun 2016, 21:42
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Kate: "I say, is that James Hewitt down there?"
Genuinely just snorted beer up my nose.
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Old 25th Jun 2016, 00:54
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Buster, you owe me a new tablet
I'll send you an Asprin in the mail.
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Old 25th Jun 2016, 17:16
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Old 25th Jun 2016, 17:45
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In an attempt to alter public perception that the royals were all "chinless prats", Wills and Harry demonstrate that they, at least, have chins. Kate, meanwhile, agrees with the public.
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Old 25th Jun 2016, 18:18
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Kate: "When do I get one of those dangly things, boys?"
Hubby: "When we get home, dear, once this is over."
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Old 25th Jun 2016, 20:49
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What was that, it went through the roof? It looked like a dollar
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