Caption competition

[andytug]

OK last call... judging at 1200 BST tomorrow.

[Danny42C]

"What did we pay BAE for this prototype ?"

[Big Pistons Forever]

An for a small up charge you can move up to the "global warming ready" edition !

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Don't get a flat at an outlanding, as it only comes with a "space saver" spare.

Edit:
(Sorry Dan G, must have missed yours)

[Pontius Navigator]

John Deere found this was the most cost effective way of delivering tractor wheels to remote farms.

[Danny42C]

"What did you expect when you gave the contract to Bamfords, Hoskins ?

[Wensleydale]

When we put in a requirement for an aircraft for Combined Ops - we didn't mean a harvester!

[Danny42C]

"The advantage is, Hoskins, that they can double as lift-dumpers !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

We won't reach Top of Climb until we crest that hill up ahead.

[Danny42C]

"Well, KwikFit were doing a special offer on this size !"

[Danny42C]

"Never mind, we can always cancel it on the next SDSR !"

[Wensleydale]

Flying the Valley 100 radial departure!!

[andytug]

OK, apologies for tardiness, have been somewhere sans internet. However the votes of the Swedish jury are finally in:

Runners-up:

pasta with "And you didn't think it strange that the winning bid came from John Deere?"

622 with "No Hoskins.....I said 30 PSI..not BAR!"

and Danny42C with "Hold her off, hold her off, Hoskins - give it a bit of power to help you on down !" ............. "But we are down, Sir - have been for some time !"

But the winner, which made me genuinely snort my drink, is WeeJeem....

Originally Posted by WeeJeem

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Over to you WeeJeem

[Danny42C]

Well done, that man !

[SASless]

Tug is on a Roll!

[Stanwell]

Ah yes.
Roll 'em, WeeJeem!

[WeeJeem]

Originally Posted by Stanwell

Ah yes.
Roll 'em, WeeJeem!

Here we go

[mmitch]

North Korea's answer to the US Navy....

[Danny42C]

"Well, we needed to have something to tide us over till the "Queen Elizabeth" is ready !"

[andytug]

Captain, over the tannoy "Pull!"