OK, apologies for tardiness, have been somewhere sans internet. However the votes of the Swedish jury are finally in:
Runners-up:
pasta with "And you didn't think it strange that the winning bid came from John Deere?"
622 with "No Hoskins.....I said 30 PSI..not BAR!"
and Danny42C with
"Hold her off, hold her off, Hoskins - give it a bit of power to help you on down !" ............. "But we are down, Sir - have been for some time !"
But the winner, which made me genuinely snort my drink, is WeeJeem....
Over to you WeeJeem