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Old 18th May 2016, 20:18
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....and these are just her undies for a week!
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Old 19th May 2016, 12:06
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Ok, we may just get another competition in before Armageddon, so the winners are

Coff with

Just the one 'overnight' bag was it ma'am ...

Buster with

...and then, this Nutty chap said he was going to score tomorrow night! Well, "like hell" I thought, so I decided to start this charity walk and the rest is history!

Traffic with

Do keep up Private! I don't now what you're mumbling about. It's only been 20 kilometers so far. We're nearly half way there!

Over to Coff
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Old 19th May 2016, 12:12
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Nice one Coff.
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Old 19th May 2016, 13:16
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Good afternoon all ...

Thank you Nutty and to you too Buster

OK ... This should appeal to the voyeuristic segment of the CapComp Regular Membership ... So that's all of you covered then



Plenty of scope for creativity and interpretation I think

Coff.
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Old 19th May 2016, 13:25
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The "Five Eyes" Internet surveillance program at Menwith Hill turned out to be somewhat less advanced than originally thought.....
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Old 19th May 2016, 13:47
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Okay, well, so far, no sign of the radar outpost...
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Old 19th May 2016, 13:48
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Ahh, it's says the NAAFI closes at 21:00.
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Old 19th May 2016, 13:49
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Yes Sir, I can see Uranus. Now, what was the next step for that promotion again?
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Old 19th May 2016, 14:42
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"Wait...wait.... she's removing her blouse and I can se....... Damn, its ran out, quick.. I need another penny"
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Old 19th May 2016, 14:45
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"Yes, it was good of BAe systems to provide this at a good price, and it does make all their new buildings look as if they are no longer on the piss."
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Old 19th May 2016, 14:47
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"There goes that bloody Pongo passing again in orbit"
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Old 19th May 2016, 15:11
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Yes Hoskins, of course it's a precision instrument. Now, hand me some more of that black duct tape.
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Old 19th May 2016, 15:23
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It still won't tell me the name of the celebrity with the injunction
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Old 19th May 2016, 15:55
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"Ahh the old black ink around the eyepiece trick, I bet he see's the funny side"
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Old 19th May 2016, 15:57
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"Psssst, are you going to tell him it's a listening device and he needs to put his ear to it Sarge?
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Old 19th May 2016, 15:59
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"What's the knob for?"

"Looking down it Sir"
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Old 19th May 2016, 16:00
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Marvellous piece of kit this! I can see 5 light years into the future! Oh, I say. The first F-35 Squadron has just come online!
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Old 19th May 2016, 16:02
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"It's the latest in RAF tech, solar powered eye surgery Sir..... err, I wouldn't be looking down there"
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Old 19th May 2016, 16:05
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p.s great pic Coff. This will take a while!
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Old 19th May 2016, 16:07
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"It's our new gynaescope for inspecting WAAF's Sir, you want to see the size of the speculum, we 'ad to get 'em specially built"
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