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Old 21st May 2016, 07:00
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The MOD have released images of the first man to see the light at the end of the tunnel!
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Old 21st May 2016, 07:57
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It's the justification for the TSR2 cancellation. Hard to see, but there it is...
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Old 21st May 2016, 08:46
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Old 21st May 2016, 09:32
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"Change and decay all around I see"........"Well, what do you expect, Sir, in a bin bag with the dustmen on strike ?"
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Old 21st May 2016, 09:56
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"No, Sir, you're supposed to blow down it to inflate the bag"
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Old 21st May 2016, 10:00
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At BMEWS Fylingdales, the Commanding Officer demonstrates the UK's contribution to technical equipment spending on the site.
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Old 21st May 2016, 13:20
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"I think the last man in the Air Force has turned out all the lights !"
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Old 21st May 2016, 14:48
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Oh no, I've got my eyebrow caught in the focusing knob again. (With a nod to a certain commissioned Air Eng on the kipper fleet - I promised not to tell anybody, but I think the 25 year limit is up, sorry Bill)
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Old 21st May 2016, 15:42
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I think that we ought to send the Warrant Officer to tell him that you can only see the Milky Way at night!
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Old 21st May 2016, 16:06
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"Cor - it ain't 'arf dark in 'ere, Mum !"
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Old 21st May 2016, 16:27
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What's that title - "Debbie does Kinloss"?
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Old 21st May 2016, 16:55
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"I think it lets him see round corners !"
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Old 21st May 2016, 17:00
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"I think it gives him a preview of the next Defence Review"......"So what's the bin bag for ?" ........."That's for him to clear his desk !"

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Old 21st May 2016, 21:47
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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The RAF' s low cost [email protected] anti-IRBM intercept system can be operated in a shirt sleeve environment.
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Old 22nd May 2016, 00:46
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"I say, that Ogilvie fellow said the chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one, but that certainly doesn't look like any bloody weather balloon I've ever seen!"
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Old 22nd May 2016, 11:12
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Sqn Ldr Skywalker was getting right into R2-D2's colonoscopy.
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Old 22nd May 2016, 18:38
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The scientific search for recyclable waste in the landfill bin.
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Old 23rd May 2016, 15:31
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Last Orders Gents
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Old 23rd May 2016, 15:49
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Scroggins soon realised this block inspection was going to be a bitch when the CO started with the bins.
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Old 24th May 2016, 09:51
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OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE
FURTHER THAN THEY APPEAR
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