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Old 23rd Apr 2007, 20:33
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Now then, now then, boys and girls, oooohhhh.

Sir Jimmy Savill Airways takes delivery of its first aircraft
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Old 23rd Apr 2007, 20:40
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The Wren's new toy was put on a plane to Tehran. The crew hoped that it would not switch on in flight, as it was bound to shake the aircraft to bits.

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Jim's new all electronic Breitling watch had been delivered, the substitute battery he ordered, gave a claimed life of 100 years, now looked to have been a mistake.
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Old 23rd Apr 2007, 21:27
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Gesundheit!
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Old 24th Apr 2007, 09:55
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Matroska airplanes. Inside this one there's a GR4, and inside that....
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Old 24th Apr 2007, 17:43
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Sorry for throwing up on the tarmac! Too many harsh manoeuvres: the Cap'n is an ex-fighters type!!
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Old 25th Apr 2007, 13:40
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Thunderbirds 6 and 7 were a great disappointment but International Rescue, like the MoD, had suffered from its share of cutbacks.
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Old 25th Apr 2007, 14:07
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Loading the departure lounge into the aircraft was cutting Ryanair's turn-round time in half
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Old 25th Apr 2007, 15:31
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With the Skyvan loaded inside the Transall loaded inside the Hercules loaded inside the Starlifter, the final stages of the Russian Dolls fuselage freighting method neared completion.

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Old 26th Apr 2007, 02:01
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"AIRBUS uncover new 'Russian Doll' sales gimmick!"

"Latest AIRBUS delivery gets stuck and can only be overcome using the Heimlich Manoeuvre!"
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Old 26th Apr 2007, 08:04
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SHARboy sends herindoors a special gift, ahead of his next deployment.
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Old 26th Apr 2007, 14:23
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"I said buy one you get one free ..."
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Old 26th Apr 2007, 19:19
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The Heavenly MO Right then! Open a bit wider and say 'aaaaargh'!!
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Old 27th Apr 2007, 05:07
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The Nimrod MR4a is displayed in crew rations loading mode
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British physicist Stephen Hawking has completed a zero-gravity flight in a specially modified plane.

One hell of a modifcation!
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Old 30th Apr 2007, 06:26
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And the winner is....

Right, no posts for a while and as it's been a week I shall announce the winner.

Firstly, for the most baffling post, an honourable mention must go to exMudmover

In 3rd place, with '' the cannon will be mounted thus...'' - the dean

In 2nd place, with "The Nimrod MR4a is displayed in crew rations loading mode" - PICKS135

But this weeks winner, with "The lady in the back row says she's done and you can switch it off now, thanks." - ShyTorque

Congratulations Sir. Carry on.
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Old 30th Apr 2007, 17:10
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Here we go:

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Old 30th Apr 2007, 17:57
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The new open-plan office allowed the desk officers to relax at work - and the row of 'egg light globes' against the wall gave them the feeling that everybody, including them, had all left for the airlines already..........
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Old 30th Apr 2007, 18:02
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The MRA4 crew stations had been designed with much thought to post crew meal comfort.
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Old 30th Apr 2007, 18:02
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After learning that due to budgetary constraints, Senior Officers are no longer permitted to travel Upper Class, Sir Richard Branson proudly launches the all new Virgin Atlantic 'A little bit nicer than cattle class' seats.
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Old 30th Apr 2007, 18:47
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MoD secures substantial Lottery Grant to finance up-market sperm bank at Chelsea Barracks.
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