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Old 8th Dec 2015, 21:46
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So what are you going to do once this war is finished......
What do you mean "start another one somewhere....."
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Old 8th Dec 2015, 22:58
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So, do you think the massive size of the original image was Nutty's attempts to compensate for something Mr. Starter?
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Old 8th Dec 2015, 23:44
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They say w@nking makes you blind, so one was trying to help you out Buster, as you haven't had much luck if late
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Old 8th Dec 2015, 23:59
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All good here, I have a Braille screen... and, by your own admission...it's still working thank Gawd!!!
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Old 9th Dec 2015, 03:49
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Gatwick Baggage Handlers on their Tea Break ...

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I have a Braille screen
Just one small pimple then
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Old 9th Dec 2015, 07:51
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...and then my desk officer asked if I'd like to be a truckie!
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Old 9th Dec 2015, 10:13
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For the last time, no I don't want a lolly!
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Old 9th Dec 2015, 10:54
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Ok the oil money should start coming in again soon. For now, those two lads have got the loudspeaker aimed right. All you have to do is shout rat-atat-tat into this.
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Old 9th Dec 2015, 19:48
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Well as scoring seems to come around these days more frequent than Buster changes his underwear, I will call this tomorrow at some point, so last orders for entries.....

Don't worry Buster, you still have a couple of days before you have to turn the old shreddies inside out...
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Old 9th Dec 2015, 21:12
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Bill Smithers, reporting live for CNN, on preparations for Raqqa's inaugural Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gra.
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Old 10th Dec 2015, 01:36
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"....takes all sorts...."
 
Old 10th Dec 2015, 07:14
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..and so when this chap at Oxford Uni asked me if I would like to join ISIS, I thought that he meant the junior rowing club!
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Old 10th Dec 2015, 07:53
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Erdogan...who???
Sorry, gotta go now!
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Old 10th Dec 2015, 11:46
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Well we feel we can use these to get around M25 quicker.
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Old 10th Dec 2015, 11:48
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Yes, these are for shooting Santa down.
Bearded git never brought me Action man when I was seven.
But I turned out ok,
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Old 10th Dec 2015, 11:48
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Mother in law is visiting for Christmas.
Ahmed's orders are to shoot her down before she lands.
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Old 11th Dec 2015, 09:31
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"...and what's your name, soldier?"

"Don't tell him, Pike!"
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Old 11th Dec 2015, 09:46
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and how well are the new recruits doing in this test?
They have completely misunderstood the real objective
which is?
There is nothing wrong with the gun - the real problem is with the truck which your more sharper viewers might notice that one of its tyres is trying its best to find its own way to the finish...
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Old 11th Dec 2015, 21:08
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Mmmmmff.......mmmff...mmmmffff........mmmmfff!!!
Mate, take the bloody balaclava and sunnies off. I'm down here!
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