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Old 16th Nov 2015, 13:55
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 13:58
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The last time I saw a mouth that big was during my initiation ceremony when I was up at Oxford with the Bullingdon Club
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 14:06
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Oh David ... You British and your practical jokes ... I suppose it was you that left the Bratwurst on my chair
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 14:12
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Why don't you wear a nice short skirt like the girl next to you?
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 14:14
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If that German cow spits down the back of my neck again, so help me.........








now all together again

"Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun......."
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 14:23
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George thought that you were Nicola Sturgeon's mother!
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 14:54
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"Oops! I've let another one go!"
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 14:58
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Schengen Agreement, my God I have just wet myself
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 16:08
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Say what? You wanna close the tunnel?
Stop it, you're killing me!
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 16:25
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That's what the old bag said? Really?
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 17:15
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Ich bin ein Berliner!
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 18:52
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"♫.....Das war ein wonderful joke. tell me another one, do....♫"

(might appeal to those d'un certain âge)
Last edited by Danny42C; 16th Nov 2015 at 19:41. Reason: Addn.
 
Old 16th Nov 2015, 18:53
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The only part of Blair I liked was this big......!
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 19:44
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He kept telling me it was THIS big but he always was a B liar
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 19:59
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'I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here !'
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Old 16th Nov 2015, 20:53
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"This dummkopf on my left (don't know what he's laughing at !) thinks he's going to persuade me to abrogate Article I-4 of the draft Constitution [of the Union], which:

"guarantees the free movement of persons, goods, services and capital within the Union and strictly prohibits any discrimination on grounds of nationality"

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Old 17th Nov 2015, 07:13
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He mentioned the war.
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 08:20
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 08:22
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"...and every time I blow on her neck, she scratches it!"
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 09:04
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Oh...David and his Whoopee cushion again!
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