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Old 21st Nov 2015, 00:57
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"It says B-R-O-A-D-S-W-O-R-D------C-A-L-L-I-N-G-----D-A-N-N-Y-----B-O-Y ?"
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 01:02
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"Ok and you wanted 10 condoms Scroggins"
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 02:00
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"That's it Hoskins, keep reeling it around the cage and then we'll give it a swift tug - Just watch what happens to the hamsters!"
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 02:07
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"I know we've been given a bit of an odd posting skipper, but shouldn't this bit go on the back of a paddle steamer?"
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 05:19
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 05:34
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A rare picture of Nutty leading the VIP configuration of a VC-10 Galley for Royal Flight duties ... Here we see the Foie gras dispenser being refilled
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 05:37
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The Ground Crew just hated changing the aircrew colostomy bags
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 05:53
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Chief ... I'm note sure we've got this AAR Mod quite right
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 07:10
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Sarge said that if we don't get the washing done right this time, we won't have any Jatz Crackers left when we put our trousers on again!
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 07:10
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"Bloody hell.....look, here's Adolf watering his front garden!" Google's prototype Streetview in action 1942.
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 07:11
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It was important to get the mixture right when refilling the Chem Trails dispenser...
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 07:31
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Next time Q may I suggest we use a digital camera in 007's wristwatch
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 08:13
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Not an entry:

Help me push, won't you? The stewardess said we should stow our handbaggage thin-end in.
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 08:40
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I don't know where the staish is riding his bike but this is the eighth bl**dy puncture I've fixed this week!
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 10:25
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Eenie, meenie, minie, mo......the target for tonight is......
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 10:33
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Ok, tell the PM I've done the best I can, but you can still make out that its a pig if you look hard enough.
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 10:51
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Of course she'll be airworthy ... Black Bodge Tape fixes everything in the RAF
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 10:58
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It's still there, let Miss Lewinsky know that the AVTUR didn't shift it.
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 11:03
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Well that proves it, you can't polish a turd
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Old 21st Nov 2015, 22:12
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