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Old 15th Oct 2015, 00:03
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"Zer vill be repercussions, pulling Zer emergency handle vile standing on Zer station is strictly verboten"
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 00:30
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"If you don't come back, Herr Leutnant, can I have your bike ?"
 
Old 15th Oct 2015, 00:34
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"Oremus zusammen !"
 
Old 15th Oct 2015, 01:15
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"How do you lower ze seat - idiot!!"
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 01:52
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"Well, if Hanna Reitsch could hack it, it should be a piece of cake for you, Herr Leutnant !"
 
Old 15th Oct 2015, 06:19
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Now, did you line it up so it points away from the Russian Front like I told you?
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 08:46
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Shocking revelation about Tommy Cooper's war record, seen here describing how he shot a B17 "Just like that".
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 08:52
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"Never mind, Herr Leutnant - you'll get an Iron Cross for this - pity it'll be posthumous !"
 
Old 15th Oct 2015, 09:05
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Fernando Alonso reconsiders retirement as he tries out the prototype McLaren-Honda for the 2016 season.
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 09:11
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....and the chief designer says that it is so safe - even St Nicholas has named one of his reindeer after it!
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 09:54
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You can't get in you say?....Let me see....let me see...ah ha....there's the problem. Ok, jump out. The dumkopfs have forgotten to hose out the previous pilot.
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 11:49
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Is that the name of the aircraft or the shop from where the Luftwaffe bought it?
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Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 11:52
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Do you have the paperwork Herr Gruber?
No, I've already given the loadsheet back.
Ha, ha...no, I meant your last will & testament silly!
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 12:26
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Is it safe? As long as you maintain three points of contact and set it up on level ground you can go up and down all day.....Oh, ....you mean.....
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 12:48
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You have to get out Herr Leutnant....ve have sold it to Philip Serrell from the Antiques Road Trip!
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 16:19
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"Do you smoke sir? you soon vile be"
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"Vot do you mean blow it out your arse? airman"
"Sorry sir, clearz von"
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Old 15th Oct 2015, 18:40
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"I shall dedicate the rest of my life to my Fuhrer!"


"That's the spirit, Kapitan. I'm sure both you and he will have a long and happy one."
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You can't be serious ... I pull up alongside the enemy bomber and draw my Luger and fire
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