Caption competition

[Hempy]

Given the choice of an ORP-GP or a knife, I chose the knife. More iron, and it tastes better.

[Buster Hyman]

The Village People tribute band didn't take their poor reviews well.

[ACW599]

The local Air Cadets were frustrated about the continued pause in gliding.

[Danny42C]

Broad Dagger calling Danny Boy ?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Whaddya reckon Wizzo, looks like a mean bunch - LGB, rockets or guns?"

"Guns. I love seeing the little f#ckers run, not that it does them any good. "

[Danny42C]

The Congolese Formation Team for the Pan-African Stabbing Contest of 2015?

[Wensleydale]

"....and if they sing Men of Harlech just one more time..."

[Danny42C]

I must be getting old - the muggers look younger every day !

[PingDit]

"But I only said you'd missed a bit over your right eyebrow!"

[Danny42C]

"More than three's a mutiny !"

[Martin the Martian]

Kermit did not take well to the split between him and Miss Piggy.

[langleybaston]

A special mention for Langley and his confusion:
Quote:
people, this is serious; are we looking at Janet and John, or is it a couple of Janets?

I used to be able to tell the difference unfailingly.
Admit it, buddy. You're getting senile...

Yes! I forgot to check the thread!

Thats it!

Off to BBQ if I can remember where I left it.

Left what?

[Danny42C]

"Come back, King Leopold, all is forgiven !"

[Arm out the window]

Willy Wonka had been late paying the Oompa Loompas one too many times.

[Danny42C]

The Advertising Standards Authority turned down Wilkinson's latest submission.

[dazdaz1]

The teeth bridgework? Welcome to the NHS.

[NutLoose]

Tongue piercing was all the rage in the Irish army.

[NutLoose]

All out brothers, we are officially on stripe.

[Danny42C]

"Heart of Darkness"

A case for the "International Society for the Suppression of Savage Customs" ? (Conrad)

[Arm out the window]

"Oot or ands uh aa imme orr orr oney!"