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Old 14th Aug 2015, 19:55
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"Ve have ways to make you talk Englander"
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 21:09
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He said prop jobs turn him on, let's not disappoint him eh?
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 21:16
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Er, you have flown one of these before?
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 22:22
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Allied bombing had caused such a shortage of governer balls, that desperate measures had been implemented to find a workable substitute. Not all would end well.
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 22:52
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Fritz was the only one enjoying Obersturmbannfuhrer Meier's compulsory morning briefing on "The Inevitable Victory of National Socialist Ideology". He logged 30 minutes of "Engine Air Test" with a very soft pencil
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Old 14th Aug 2015, 23:49
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Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, ve expect you to fly...
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 03:04
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Nein Fritz, TIE DOWN ZE PROP!!
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 07:15
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Our intrepid F/O Bloggs again ... Seen here on QRA at RS5
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 09:09
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Hans wondered where the term to turn in came from.
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 12:14
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Bloggs, when I told you to get ready for scrambling, I meant......oh, forget it!


(worked last time...)
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 14:11
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How was it for you darling? Light me a smoke.
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 14:53
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By the end of the war the Luftwaffe was being propped up by all sorts.
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 21:33
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The Luftwaffe attempt at the long jump world record looked good, right up to the moment that Heinz discovered that the prop turned counter-clockwise...
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 22:46
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Helmut decided this would look well on his CV (after demob, when he intended to apply for the job of Human Cannonball at the Circus).
 
Old 15th Aug 2015, 22:58
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The first ever "blade runner" takes a break
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 23:02
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From the Squadron Adjutant:

I have noticed that too many ground crew are sleeping on any convenient flat surface they find when standing by their aircraft. This practice is to stop immediately ! In particular lying down on or under the fuselage, the wing, tail or other flight surface is strictly forbidden.
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 07:47
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I'm not scrambling. Go away!
I told you I'm not rostered on 'til 1100.


Danny, - Your post #31100.. The engine-air intake.

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Old 16th Aug 2015, 10:06
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"Vill zis work, Herr Hauptman?"

"Nein, nein, Dummkopf, ze balance vill be alles scheisse.....................but... if ve strap Hans und Dieter to the other two...Ja, zat could vork!!"
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 11:08
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Bloggs ... 'Fan Stop' is a completely different thing you idiot
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 11:57
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Err, no. I actually asked you to demonstrate Crop rotation...
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