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Old 2nd Aug 2015, 18:03
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Nope I cant see this Cameltoe either
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Old 2nd Aug 2015, 18:10
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 00:22
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Unexpected items in the bagging area...
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 03:37
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^^^ ^^^
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 06:03
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If anyone could suck start a jet engine it were Sharon and Tracy!
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 14:25
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 14:36
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Trials show this is cheaper and more effective than inhaling hippy crack (although crack is clearly still a factor )
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 15:03
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Does my bomb look big in this?
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 17:39
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Doris didn't get why all the men went on about getting turbine time in, all she found was it was sooty...
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Old 3rd Aug 2015, 23:03
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 07:27
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 07:30
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"There isn't a caption competition judge in this side, how about your's?"
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 12:05
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Alright fellas, judging time now and I must say I'm having a really hard time to decide....

The most "politically UN-corrected":

Arm out the window
Recruiting Centre aviator selection test - those who prefer the right, Air Force, the left, Navy!
and
622
Immigrants win Darwin prize for attempted entry into the UK
A special mention for Langley and his confusion:
people, this is serious; are we looking at Janet and John, or is it a couple of Janets?

I used to be able to tell the difference unfailingly.
Admit it, buddy. You're getting senile...
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 12:07
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Gosh Sharon, when he asked us to push down so he could change the nose wheel, do you think he was having us on? It's been ages....

Edit: Damn 2 mins too late!!
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 12:16
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Good one, Mr. Traffic.

Third place:
CoffmanStarter
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Second place:
Tashengurt
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The Winner:
ShyTorque
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You naughty, naughty boy!
Take it away!
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 13:03
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Well played Shy
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 14:10
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What can I say? Gentlemen always come second!
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 14:19
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Does that mean Shy suffered premature ejaculation Tash?




Well done Shy
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 22:31
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Well done all. This one's for Tash...

(Found it in Nutty's favourites...)
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Old 4th Aug 2015, 23:38
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Honoured to win one again at long last! (From previous experience, if in doubt post the most smutty, dubious caption you can think of....).

Unfortunately, I'm unable to supply the next photo in the expected timescale. If someone else can do the honours, it will prevent Nutty and Buster getting withdrawal symptoms (so to speak).
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