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Old 1st Jul 2015, 07:26
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 14:03
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Sorry Captain, I'm not saying anything about your generous girth, however my CofG calculations didn't factor in you moving the seat forward.
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 17:45
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Chaps, in 49 hours we've got 71 entries. When we reach 100, or there's been no entry for EDIT: twelve hours from now (whichever comes first), I'll draw stumps, otherwise it's too big to be able to judge fairly.

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Old 1st Jul 2015, 17:49
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it's too big to be able to judge fairly ...
O Matron really !!!
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 18:08
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Fair judging ???? That will be a first at CAPCOM
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 18:18
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I always try to judge it as what makes me chortle, no favourites here
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 18:23
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Happy Canada Day to you BPF old chap
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 21:03
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Sir Frederick' s attempt to beat Fairy in the OR334 competition was admirable but overlooked the need for an additional nose thruster.
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 21:17
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Thought I'd go for some bulk posting.....


1: World's first spin recovery simulator




2: The introduction of the "Emergency Stop" from the driving test to multi-engine conversion checkouts didn't go entirely smoothly........




3: Stacked parking has to start somewhere......




4: "What do you mean?, "What nose gear?""
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 21:20
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"So you're now fully aware of magnetic dip effect on the compass, Bloggs".
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 21:26
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What What ! They didn't load the catering ? STOP RIGHT NOW !
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 21:27
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I have CONTRO..........never mind.
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 21:29
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Entered by the pilot who flew the aircraft on the previous flight:

Defect: Brakes occasionally grab full on.

As noted by the pilot of this flight:

Rectification: NFF
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Old 1st Jul 2015, 22:52
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I always try to judge it as what makes me chortle, no favourites here
Unless its mine...
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Old 2nd Jul 2015, 01:12
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Buster, yeah, but you set yourself up years ago with;

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Old 2nd Jul 2015, 06:48
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Stabbed with a wedge...typical!
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Old 2nd Jul 2015, 13:24
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devining rod looking for sand
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Old 2nd Jul 2015, 13:55
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Well, your Royal Highness, that's the last landing you do when I am Captain
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Old 2nd Jul 2015, 14:25
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So the Hastings may fly like a cow, but that doesn't mean it will chew the cud like one.
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Old 2nd Jul 2015, 14:55
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To be totally fair Buster, I judge yours just the same as anyone elses, but to be honest, they just haven't been as funny as some of the other entries of late




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