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Old 19th May 2015, 14:00
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Old 19th May 2015, 14:15
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Old 19th May 2015, 14:16
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Old 19th May 2015, 14:18
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Old 19th May 2015, 14:20
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Old 19th May 2015, 14:55
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"What dumb bunny put this thing in the wrong way up ?"
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Old 19th May 2015, 15:01
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Old 19th May 2015, 15:32
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Cat Flap you say ... leg it Comrade !
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Old 19th May 2015, 16:17
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" We can't leave it sticking up like this - the wide boys will have it away tonight - have you seen the price scrap iron and steel is fetching now ?"
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Old 19th May 2015, 18:45
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"It told you not to pull the chain when standing in the station.'
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Old 19th May 2015, 19:07
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Old 20th May 2015, 01:08
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"...The bugger hasn´t moved an inch. Tell them to press LAUNCH one more time..."
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Old 20th May 2015, 03:44
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Da, same at home. Wife hates when I leave seat up.
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Old 20th May 2015, 03:46
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I could have sworn there was one in there yesterday.
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Old 20th May 2015, 03:56
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They say it's a prototype for the George Foreman supersize sandwich toaster.
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Old 20th May 2015, 05:59
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:04
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Always the way. Dig a hole in the ground and sooner or later some dope will come and take a look in it.
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:30
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Grolsch develop a new bottle for use in a Sergeants' Mess.
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:38
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Exclusive pictures of North Korea's miniaturised nuclear weapons system
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:47
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I thought the anti-aircraft gun was going a bit too far, what did this guy do?

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