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Old 25th Apr 2015, 16:49
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Anxious lady far left: "Don't point, Wing Commander - just tell me, quick !!"
 
Old 25th Apr 2015, 19:23
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WO " you dont need a posh bit of kit like that, you use your iphone and take a selfie, Oh bugger someones nicked my iphone"
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Old 25th Apr 2015, 22:17
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The Wing Commander decided it had been a mistake to ask that photographer airwoman to cut her hair, even if she had been a stylist with Raymonde in civvy street !
 
Old 26th Apr 2015, 09:16
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That's OK love, it happens to me all the time. No, that's Tom Cruise over there.
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Old 26th Apr 2015, 17:20
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"Well, with that cup size, you wouldn't get many of those to the pound !"
 
Old 28th Apr 2015, 07:29
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Old 28th Apr 2015, 09:06
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"Selfie sticks banned by Wimbledon bosses"

If another 'orible little man tells me selfie sticks are not be allowed at the tournament because of 'nuisance value'. I'll use it to interfere with his enjoyment.
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Old 28th Apr 2015, 10:08
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Come on, let's get going, I always watch the Reds from the car park so I can beat the exit rush
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Old 28th Apr 2015, 10:30
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Some good entries! Last call, I'll judge it tomorrow night.
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Old 28th Apr 2015, 15:17
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"So what do you think, my name in lights, Orville and Joe Swo... or Joe Swo and Orville?
Mind you he's gonna have to get his hair cut and woe betide anyone in the audience slouching and not having clean shoes....I'll 'ave em!"

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So there he was, he 'ad his 'and right up the back of this duck like this, Orville I think 'is name was and I said "F*ck a duck" and the bloody duck only spoke back to me and said 'e wasn't being f*cked, but 'e was being fisted"
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Old 28th Apr 2015, 23:05
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(Couple gazing into camera): "RUBBISH !"
 
Old 29th Apr 2015, 07:19
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Old 29th Apr 2015, 07:28
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Should've gone to Specsavers ShyTorque!!
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Old 29th Apr 2015, 08:38
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If you give Sir Stuart some shoes with heels this big then you might get him into the bottom of the shot!
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Old 29th Apr 2015, 12:09
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"If WngCdr Egerton were just that tall I would seriously consider beating him up."
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Old 29th Apr 2015, 13:55
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Wait...why are you assuming I'm here for the LGBT Parade?
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Old 29th Apr 2015, 19:17
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Should've gone to Specsavers ShyTorque!!
Ah, but then, you've not seen her first thing in the morning, without the make-up
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Old 30th Apr 2015, 10:53
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"Makeup? ah don't have the time to apply that stuff . . ah need that time to clean ma rah-full .
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Old 30th Apr 2015, 12:06
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Make up?... Naaaaa... I add that in photoshop.
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Old 30th Apr 2015, 13:39
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And we have a winner!

Congrats Pohm1, the baton is duly passed.

Originally Posted by pohm1 View Post
"I've lost the head off my broom, the bristles are about this long. Let me know if you see it."

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