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Old 10th Mar 2015, 21:31
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Note to AOC 22 Group ... Dear Sir, I think we should reconsider hosting RAAF students at BFTS ... Your Obedient Servant etc. etc.
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 21:32
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New & Improved ACME "In-Zect-O-Cutor" - Now tough enough to tackle the biggest moths.........
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 21:48
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The RAAF had immense difficulty adapting to the Northern Hemisphere.
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 21:57
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We're going to need another Wing Walking Girl chaps
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 22:47
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The Day Before HASELL Checks Were Invented
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 22:49
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"Today's lesson, Ladies and Gentlemen, is Tiedowns II. Need I say anything?"

Reuse, Recycle
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:08
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We call this version the Tiger Sloth, it lies around all day and does sod all.
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:14
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It's a lot less bovver than a hover
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:19
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Guy on top speaking to guy on bottom.

"Yup nobody here, I guess they did a run-on-landing"
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:20
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It appears the "Dripsy Major" engine doesn't run any better even when it is right side up...
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:22
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PFL is supposed to stand for "Practice Forced Landing" not "Practice F*ucked up Landings"
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:24
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Bloggs, stop trying to hide in the undercarriage you are eventually going to have to face the music....
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:26
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Really all I did was have my way with the OC's daughter, I don't think it is very nice of him assigning me to this crate....
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:27
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"Hoskins, that's the third aircraft you've pranged this week. If you are serious about disabling the entire RAF however, I suggest you consider a career in Politics."
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:38
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"Ok, you jack it up, I'll get the gear off it, then we will bolt the gear underneath and they'll never notice"
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Old 10th Mar 2015, 23:50
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"Wright brothers attempt to right aircraft"

P1
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 00:03
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"No, Bloggs, I said land it and cheer up, not gear up!"
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 02:16
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"I can't understand it Goose, negative 4g inverted dive 'communicating' with a Mig one minute, next minute, this"

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Old 11th Mar 2015, 04:16
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G'Day Amy, welcome to Darwin.
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 07:51
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don't you tell me you're getting the hang of it and may I have another one , Sir?
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