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Old 24th Feb 2010, 09:38
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So exactly which of us was PF and PNF, I fell asleep at the briefing

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Well if the Hunter can get underTower bridge, watch this, oops missed the tide tables
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 13:04
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"Say again QFE?"
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 13:16
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If the loady starts kicking I reckon we can get her to 20 knots
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 13:53
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Talking of loadies:

"If we kick the loadie out I think we'll make it home lads - whad'ya say?"
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 17:19
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"Well he stinks, and he never showers...."
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 18:58
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Once again now! 'My Bonny Lies O'er The Ocean'!!
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 19:45
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Right, chaps: either global warming got to the LZ before we did or somebody misaligned the nav system...
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 09:34
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"Sea's a little choppy today Skipper...."
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 10:26
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In anticipation of the mooted merger with the Navy, the RAF decide to get some practice in.
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 12:16
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"OK, who pulled the plug?"
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 12:52
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"See Bloggs....best Bilge Pump in the RAF our Loadie.....a scared Man with a bucket...works every time!"
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 12:59
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since global warming to we no longer use QFE at Odiham we use tidal charts...
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 15:56
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Following the edict that there would only be one Service and only one equipment programme, the trials of the Wokka-Sub were going quite well.
But no one seemed keen to be the first to fire the Trident through the rotors.
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Old 25th Feb 2010, 20:03
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"OK lads, according to the map this here water feature is called 'Sh*t Creek' can you ask the SBS to leave us a paddle when they go?"


(PS Flickr has a lot to answer for when googling as suggested )
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Old 26th Feb 2010, 00:16
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Now that's the difference between QNH and QFE

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Lets see them do this in a Puma, with its bodge taped up panels to keep the rain out........
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Old 26th Feb 2010, 03:54
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The RAF Chinook struggled to get home from Vancouver with all those British Gold medals....
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Old 26th Feb 2010, 12:04
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Stude, "sorry you must have mis-heard me, I said I wanted to be a PIRATE, not PILOT".
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Old 26th Feb 2010, 12:15
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Obvous follow on to Dan's caption:






Management should've known there'd be trouble with Capt Jack Sparrow at the cyclic.
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Old 28th Feb 2010, 18:54
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In the latest thought of merging the RAF and NAVY we could try

' Whats this we cannot use the Navy to protect the trawlers in the cod war'
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Old 28th Feb 2010, 21:02
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Judgement day has arrived! Thanks to all for their many fine entries, but there can be only one winner, and that winner is White Ovies with:

"OK lads, according to the map this here water feature is called 'Sh*t Creek' can you ask the SBS to leave us a paddle when they go?"
Baton duly passed to White Ovies...
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