Caption competition
now listen you filthy-minded, foul-mouthed son of a nightman -
you might think you're good and ready . . . . ready you might be
but good you'll never be
you might think you're good and ready . . . . ready you might be
but good you'll never be
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Entries have slowed so it's time for a winner and this time it's Wensleydale with:
Nachtjager Ace Hans Schmidt had a successful sortie. On landing he claimed 19 Mosquitoes!
All yours Wensleydale.
Nachtjager Ace Hans Schmidt had a successful sortie. On landing he claimed 19 Mosquitoes!
All yours Wensleydale.
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Some of the people from Busters village, the Village people.
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"Byyyyyy the leeeeft, quick mince"
If you go down to The Strand today, you're in for a big surprise. The Trannies are out, their bodies to flout; that's true beyond surmise.
They've not heard a word of Christopher Robin, who once went down with Alice, but if they had, they'd parody those innocent lines, for fun, and not with malice.

 
They've not heard a word of Christopher Robin, who once went down with Alice, but if they had, they'd parody those innocent lines, for fun, and not with malice.

 
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"And next we have the Jamaican bobsgay team...."
"Ooh, look at you, Big Boy!
That's what I call standing to attention!"
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"Point of fact, Sir, this has always been the Grenadier's Summer Dress, but after an unfortunate incident involving the junior officers, the Empress Sophie, 14 bonobo monkeys and a tiger in Rajpur in 1843, it hasn't been worn again - until now."
That's what I call standing to attention!"
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"Point of fact, Sir, this has always been the Grenadier's Summer Dress, but after an unfortunate incident involving the junior officers, the Empress Sophie, 14 bonobo monkeys and a tiger in Rajpur in 1843, it hasn't been worn again - until now."