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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 02:52
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Skipper. Come back. I'm not gay. I just asked if this was a Bi-Plane...
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 06:43
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"Hurry up and get that pilot down here - I want to go NOW!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 08:29
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After mistaking Southend Pier for his carrier, Chuck was glad that the local kids were out crabbing.
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 08:40
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"...Must...not...have...an...erection..."
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 15:58
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After he had been pulled up, Nutloose waited in vain for Buster to throw the rope back down.
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 16:33
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"Sorry Sir, you know the standing orders, no one on the flight deck without a tabbard, ok guys, lower away"


Couldn't resist part Deux
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 16:51
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Now look what you've made me do ... I've broken my nail
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 17:12
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"Seedcorn be damned. I'm going home".
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 20:05
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I'm sorry Son, but Continental Drift is not an acceptable answer!
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 20:18
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And that Carruthers is why a Gentleman should always wear Thurston Sock Suspenders
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Old 22nd Jan 2015, 23:46
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Bit late on the...oh never mind Hoskins!
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Old 23rd Jan 2015, 09:47
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"Note to self, do not buy real-estate from that bloke down there."
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Old 24th Jan 2015, 09:26
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Hang on, and another bloody thing Bloggs, you've scratched the paint work, look here!

FB
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Old 24th Jan 2015, 10:00
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Trust the Navy... find water anywhere.

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Bloggs' scheme to claim submariners' and flying pay at the same time fell at the first hurdle.

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You're going to need a bigger boat.
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Old 24th Jan 2015, 12:47
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"Um...you go on ahead. I've just seen that this is PT-73...I'll wait for the next boat!"
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Old 25th Jan 2015, 02:33
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It seems to be running out of steam, so last orders please.
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Old 25th Jan 2015, 04:24
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The Catapault seems to be running out of steam, so last orders please.
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Old 25th Jan 2015, 08:16
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So if EMALS cannot get us off, how good will it be with this new fangled F-35?
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Old 25th Jan 2015, 10:24
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"Crash into the side of the Japanese destroyer - check. Swarm up the ropes - check. Now, all we have to do is accept their surrender ... bugger, forgot to clench the sword in my teeth!"
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Old 25th Jan 2015, 10:25
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"By crikey, this underwater escape training is getting more bloody realistic each time, what?"
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