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Old 26th Apr 2013, 17:13
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Last time I fly with a start up budget airline. Not only have they saved weight by removing the cabin sides and roof, the bu@@ers have omitted the bog as well which is why I am sitting here with me legs crossed and an agonised expression! To cap it all inflight entertainment now consists of an Exersketch the controls of which I have to share with the chap sitting next to me. Still, looking on the bright side at least we will keep nice and toasty.
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 17:24
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"Ok Flt Lt Smithers, read the bottom line and tell me if it's clearer with 1 or 2?"
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 17:28
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"The QFI's helmet requires ventilation holes to keep his immensely superior brain cool.......

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Old 26th Apr 2013, 18:05
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Ok young Beagle, welcome to the Vickers FunBus Mk 1 trainer.

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Old 26th Apr 2013, 19:17
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The only failure for the first AAR trial was the gin & tonic tank behind the crew sprung a leak which required the captain to contain the leakage albeit with some personal discomfort.
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 19:32
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Despite his best endeavours to cover it up, sadly the Captain had a nut loose....

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Old 26th Apr 2013, 19:34
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I have control ... No I have control ... No you don't ... I have control
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 19:54
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Fortunately for aviation, the quaint Victorian habit of having servants for everything eventually faded away for landing gear deployment...
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 20:15
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Justly proud, Scroggings and Brown show of their RAF apprentice wheels.
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 21:23
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Lucas realized he needed more development for the Millenium Falcon idea never mind that of the Wookie...
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 21:49
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Young Adolph sans mustache, tries out for flying school mit Jolly Herman
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 22:08
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This was not the pair of Tits Buster was looking for!
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 23:10
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It was clear that Nutty, on the left, had previously flown in shorts....
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 23:21
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"Seatbelts ?!
Good God man, have you no shame?
It's just one small step from there to parachutes, and then I shall have to shoot you"
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Old 26th Apr 2013, 23:51
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Colander on your head, squinting eyes.... Should have gone to specsavers.

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Old 27th Apr 2013, 04:35
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Whilst Bill's colander did give him the edge on steely-looks, Weed much preferred Ben's bigger helmet.
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Old 27th Apr 2013, 05:07
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"I say Bertie. What do you think of this new fangled glass cockpit?"

"Well Ginger. Pass me the glasses and I'll pour us a G&T!"

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Old 27th Apr 2013, 09:30
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"Well Milling, now I know why they call this aircraft the Curtiss "headless" pusher."
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Old 27th Apr 2013, 13:25
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Kubrick decided he didn't need this scene to connect the chimps' monolith to the moonbase one...
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Old 27th Apr 2013, 14:26
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Age and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm all the time. The more experienced pilot applies the anti-ice.
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