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"What do you mean, what time do we pull into Paddington Station?"
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"WIWOL's"
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"He is a shadow of his former self, but I put that down to flatulence, either that, or he has sprung a leak."
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The hostesses love him, they say it's like shagging on an air bed."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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It's alright Doctor, I told Elaine not to give him a love bite...
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"He's having an out of body experience"
And the Oscar for the best-looking inflatable sex doll goes to - envelope, please - OTTO PILOT!
Evertonian
"So what's all this then?"
"Well, it's called a cockpit & it's where we control he aircraft...look, to be totally honest with you, we don't get many Management Pilots up here..."
"Well, it's called a cockpit & it's where we control he aircraft...look, to be totally honest with you, we don't get many Management Pilots up here..."
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"Why do you call it the round the World flyer programme when we are only on the shuttle to Belfast?"
"Ahhh, that's for your luggage"
"Ahhh, that's for your luggage"
"How he survived is a miracle!"
"Oh, so Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie."
"Over Macho Grande?"
"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."
"Oh, so Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie."
"Over Macho Grande?"
"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."
Avoid imitations
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"I'm not sure what sort of gas they filled him with but every time we climb, he stinks!"