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Old 5th Jan 2015, 21:52
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Senior officers show off the result of getting a group of senior officers to design the perfect rectangular table.
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 21:57
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Well Gentlemen, it appears that there's nothing on the table....

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Just then, the Mime walked in...

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"....one million dollars!"
.....BWAHAHAHAHA....
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 22:13
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The faces said it all, despite Debbie the stripograms best efforts, age had assured that the military presence no longer rose to the occasion.


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Old 5th Jan 2015, 23:28
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As you in IS have not desisted from your despicable terror attacks, we have no choice but to go ahead with our threat of a stern looking-at. Take that!
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 00:23
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".......The Captains and the Kings depart......." (Kipling).
 
Old 6th Jan 2015, 01:11
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"Look guys, how wouid I know you were having a secret meeting, you just carry on and I'll drop off the presents then bugger orf back up the chimney"


Only 352 days to Christmas
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 01:15
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Pssst...General...only the Navy chaps sit cross legged!
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 01:20
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"So chaps, what happened to military diversity? I do not see a single female, disabled, coloured or lesbian amongst you..... I am glad to see the Navy putting fwd so many gay chaps though."
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 01:22
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"My Admiral, I haven't seen so many rings since I sectioned another piece of deadwood"
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 03:14
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"My Admiral, I haven't seen so many rings since Nuttys last Caligula party!"
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 04:30
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Why yes minister the members of the committee to address sexual harassment in the ranks were carefully chosen....
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 04:33
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Hard to believe there was a time when you could put every decision maker required to fight WW III around just one table.....
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 04:35
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UKIP's wet dream.....
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 07:05
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" So glad you could make it, Perkins. It would appear that nobody around this table knows how to switch the television on."
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 07:37
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MOD reveal their new secret weapon against aerial photography: Anti-Perspective Furniture.
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 08:18
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 08:24
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I say ... those wearing Aiguillettes can sit up this end
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 08:40
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The photo call for the latest crop of hopefuls on "The Apprentice".
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At the combined services annual uniform conference, the Royal Navy uniform models demonstrate their latest device which allows the Admiral's parrot to get a better grip.
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Old 6th Jan 2015, 09:39
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The TV is in the other corner!
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