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"Sorry, you lot, but what do you expect when only one of you bothered to write me a letter?"
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Sir. Whilst I understand the concept of a 'hearts and minds' campaign, you do know they aren't Christians don't you?
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Ok...who wants to sit on Santas knee then?
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Right. Who's up for some Carols?
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Ok...who wants to sit on Santas knee then?
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Right. Who's up for some Carols?
"OK, I'm missing 9 reindeer, and the tracks clearly end here; yet you expect me to believe that no-one in an entire recon battalion saw a damn thing, and you just happen to have a Unit BBQ tonight?"
The recent "Blue on Red" incident isn't going to look good on your end of tour report 
Using a standardized DOD Naughty/Nice performance review metric optimized for deployed operations in desert conditions, "Santa" outlines the relative probabilities any of the company personnel are going to be able to achieve the desired holiday kinetic effects.
In the think bubble over the guy doing the facepalm.
Typical DOD, they send Santa 7 days late and with nothing worthwhile to offer us !
Typical DOD, they send Santa 7 days late and with nothing worthwhile to offer us !
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The DOD was left red faced after misreading the message from the White House which stated that the armed forces needed to maintain a "high level of presence" in the Middle East.