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Old 10th Jan 2015, 20:11
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Old 10th Jan 2015, 23:13
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Well done Donno boy on your first win and successful competition post, well done 622 on an excellent winning entry

Congrats to all that entered
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 08:04
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Many thanks for that...so here is the next:


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Old 11th Jan 2015, 09:57
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Flight school candidates seem to be getting younger every year!

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Ryanairs new, cheaper IFE was a hit with the evaluation team.

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Jaguar conversion training in full swing...
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 10:05
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New recruitment policy for RAF as Michael Fallon recalls someone regretting saying "You'll never win anything with kids".
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 10:25
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Exclusive picture from inside the RAF's E3D.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 10:28
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So what's the excuse for there being no G n Ts????

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Old 11th Jan 2015, 11:10
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Mock-up page from "Janet and John are WSOs"
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 11:15
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Solved, the problem of screaming kids on flights - send them on their own planes!
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 11:23
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Dear Jim. Please fix it for me to meet Rolf in Australia.


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Old 11th Jan 2015, 11:54
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Apparently the engines are made of plastice with no sharp edges too!?

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Old 11th Jan 2015, 12:04
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Aah.. Hostie!
Another couple of G&Ts, if you'd be so good.
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 12:38
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"Ok skipper bad news, the crew are onboard, we have two wets and three drys, but that might change as we've ran out of Pampers"
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 12:42
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"Ok Skipper bad news, the crew don't want the pies, they want alphabet spaghetti and fish fingers"
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 12:45
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" Skipper says if the boy in seat 5 doesn't stop his tantrum you are to push him out of the sonar chute and tell him that when he hits the water he is to start shouting ping"




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Old 11th Jan 2015, 13:02
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"The idea is if we start to train them now, they will be old enough when the UK's replacement MRA capability finally comes online"



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Old 11th Jan 2015, 13:31
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"Captain to Crew" ... "Standby to deploy RT Decoy Transmissions" ... "Skipper we need more Duracell AA's for the Speak and Spell unit"
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 13:41
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I prefer the Transverse Mercator for this kind of work ... Don't you
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 13:46
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Now let's be very clear ... Today's exercise in the Sim is an 'Air Plot' not an 'Air Plop' as the last course incorrectly assumed
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Old 11th Jan 2015, 13:46
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Oh Stewardess, can we be returned to economy class please!

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