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Old 31st Dec 2014, 16:54
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"Doreen, what does this little switch do, says 115/230v, what can that possibly mean ?......."

(An hour or so later)

"......Didn't like the place much anyway, and Ma'am won't be pleased, but that dishy fireman who carried me out has asked me out to the flicks tonight !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2014, 17:04
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
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"And to hear the options again, please hit the Tash'd Hag !"
Oi! Leave my wife out of this!


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Old 31st Dec 2014, 22:43
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With a new year, let's have a new picture, Danny42C-over to you!

"And to hear the options again, please hit the Hash Tag !"
All the best for a happy and safe 2015.

P1
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 01:13
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pohm1,

Thanks, but....,

While covered in gratified confusion from the honour bestowed upon me, what has happened to the runners-up ? They are entitled to their share of the glory, too !

I have a particular reason for asking: for I can't scan and put up a picture apart from Wiki and something already on PPRuNe (you can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach him them all !)

So I must delegate to the #2 of your choice. Or call "Open House" !

All the best for the New Year to you and all PPRuners,

Danny.
 
Old 1st Jan 2015, 13:44
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A quicky to keep things going sourced from

http://wp.yellowribbonamerica.org/ch...eadlines-2013/
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 14:27
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When I say GO . . .
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 14:34
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Now for the "Assault down the chimney" brief.
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 14:35
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The new adj will have to go. I asked him to organise the Slaying training.
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 14:36
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 14:53
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RED 7 you can't wear the Red Suit until the AOC deems that we've passed PDA
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 18:34
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Ah....... There's Wally.
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 19:09
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"You want a Stateside Leave Pass?
What do you think this is, Christmas??"
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 20:00
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"OK, Nice Squad have already departed with their sacks full of nice gifts. Naughty Squad - you'll be bringing presents of a different kind."
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 22:11
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Sir. Whilst I understand the concept of a 'hearts and minds' campaign, you do know they aren't Christians don't you?

***

Ok...who wants to sit on Santas knee then?

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Right. Who's up for some Carols?
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 22:30
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"So what you're telling me is it turns out the Ayatollah is dyslexic, and the jihad is in fact against the Great Santa, and you're my protection detail?"
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 22:44
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"OK, I'm missing 9 reindeer, and the tracks clearly end here; yet you expect me to believe that no-one in an entire recon battalion saw a damn thing, and you just happen to have a Unit BBQ tonight?"
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 23:29
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The recent "Blue on Red" incident isn't going to look good on your end of tour report
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 23:37
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Using a standardized DOD Naughty/Nice performance review metric optimized for deployed operations in desert conditions, "Santa" outlines the relative probabilities any of the company personnel are going to be able to achieve the desired holiday kinetic effects.
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Old 1st Jan 2015, 23:39
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In the think bubble over the guy doing the facepalm.

Typical DOD, they send Santa 7 days late and with nothing worthwhile to offer us !
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Old 2nd Jan 2015, 07:23
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The DOD was left red faced after misreading the message from the White House which stated that the armed forces needed to maintain a "high level of presence" in the Middle East.
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