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Old 15th Oct 2014, 11:19
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"...and it say's it's not getting up again until it's had it's tummy tickled..."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 11:54
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" I hope no one has seen us, I am not worried about the tank, but we look like a bunch of women having a communual wee."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 11:59
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"Borrocks!"
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:05
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Remember that old Army recruiting advertisement - picture of a tank upside down in a ravine with the byline 'If you were an Army officer this could be your problem' ... well it is, and you are - so get on with it!
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:13
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Not wishing to be outdone by the Red Arrows, the Generals command that a tank display team must be trained up.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:19
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We'll give him some more time to cool down and then we'll let Bradley Cooper out...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:24
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Call me Dave wanted to emulate Mrs Thatcher, heehee she never attempted a U-Turn, not like him.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 12:26
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Park Ji, next time run over the dog, rather than shouting its lunch, lets catch it. MRE's have Hot Dogs.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 13:45
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Some say that gravity reverses as he approaches, but all we know is that he's called the Stig...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 14:14
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There are some good entries so far, but this one really is scraping the bottom of the barrel.


BTW that is an entry
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 14:51
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When I sez "Whoa" I mean "Whoa" !
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 14:59
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"Fkkning Useless fnkkninging driver, you bastwerd you, son of a bytchei, you fkkningg want fnnginnggg shooting, it would fnging bastrewead string you up by the bllllzz and fnnging cut!!!!!!"

"See I told you, he has turrets syndrome"
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:01
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The disappointed purchasers of a reconditioned British Leyland tank had not been warned about its insistence on a tea-break and a 20 minute lie-down every two hours.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:03
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The loose nut fell off at last...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:09
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"That ginger fella who was drivin' has just been picked up in a chopper by a copper. Somethin' about bein' late for a polo game."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:14
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"No-one told me OASC went in for this stuff. And that silly little stick is not going to be big enough for a fulcrum, believe me."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 16:22
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Not all bad news...I've just sold it to Mike Brewer.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 17:09
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Ok that's the water feature sorted, now if we plant the petunias here, here and here..
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 17:36
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Its what we get when Bruce the Aussie decided he could drive.......
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 17:37
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MOD excited at upside down tank Orders 200 from BAE.
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