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Old 8th Oct 2014, 01:21
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 08:12
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 08:26
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"This chappie says smoking the local bracken stunts your growth. I say it's from the snakes we've been eating."
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 08:36
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"I say Sarge ... When can I have my Runway Caravan back ?"
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 09:57
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Hey Staish, you know that I agree to a mutual exchange program to foster good relations, next time, can I go to somewhere normal, like Kabul.
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 12:02
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"Caravan? You're in the Tower now, girl. And put your top back on, you're making the SATCO next to you dribble."
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 12:17
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"Backs to the wall, mate, Jimmy Savile's going to fix it..."
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 12:43
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"Tyrone says if we get Pork and Scalloped Potatoes in the C-Rats one more time he is going to Frag the Supply Officer!"



(Known as "Pork and MF's" by the Troops.)
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 12:54
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PriFly station in the new littoral-class aircraft carriers...
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 12:55
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"Hello.. Admin? Bloggs here, I was just wondering how my application to live out was going?"
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 13:43
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"Don't be bloody silly, how will you launch an F35 from here with only perished knicker elastic for a catapult?"
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 14:01
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SDR2020 cuts were down to the bone.
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 14:16
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"Abort landing! Rambo's herding cats on the runway!"

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Old 8th Oct 2014, 16:07
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From the guy on the left:

DANGER CLOSE !
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 17:28
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Was worried about who they would send as my wing man.
TGIF............Thank God Its Friday.
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 20:40
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Bwana, I don't think reversing the charge is going to work.
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 21:26
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 21:41
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I SHlT you not! The bluddy Corp. of Engineers built the lookout tower on quicksand!
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 22:10
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What do you mean WE white man ????
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Old 8th Oct 2014, 22:11
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Time for a Judge Judy and Executioner to make their call ...................
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