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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 13:31
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I know Churchill said we will fight them on the beaches.................but that was the infantry you clown.
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 13:33
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"Naval aviator" you said
"Been to Top Gun school" you said
"Best of the best" you said
"We are screwed" I said
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 13:35
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"I said pour on the coals, not Coles!"
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 13:36
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"See, there is the hook, here is the line and before the boss see's it, we better sink her"
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 13:43
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"We'll paint it gloss black and flog it for 38 grand!"
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 14:20
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Nope. No WMD's under there...
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 14:27
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Raus! Raus! Snap appell!

Time, gents. Let's call this one so we can have a fresh entry for the weekend.


In third place with that classic that always works:

airborne artist:

"Just a little late on the round-out there Hoskins".

In second for the appropriate alliteration and spelling:
WhiteOvies:
That's one phucked-up Phantom!

And the winner:
nutnurse's
"Delivery for Mr Salmond. Sign here, please."


Entertain us, sir, for the upcoming weekend.




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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 16:11
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Well played NutNurse
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 16:21
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Nut well put, Nut out...

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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 19:34
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Thank you and well done, everybody.

Nutty from Nutter, DYR? Nominate WhiteOvies as my no. 2 and photographic representative on Earth. Over.
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 20:19
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Thought you might, I have sent him a pm
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Old 4th Oct 2014, 16:47
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Thanks, Nutty. Sorry everybody else. I must do something about my ineptitude in such matters. But then I am an old fart. Harrumph!

PS How long before the airborne artist is called upon?
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 14:36
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PAN ... PAN ... PAN ... CapCom Crew experiencing severe Pic Failure !
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 14:39
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I sent a message to ovies, perhaps. 3rd place needs to post.

Last edited by NutLoose; 5th Oct 2014 at 14:51.
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 14:50
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Nutnurse, post a picture from here

Collections listing for "part of "MINISTRY OF DEFENCE ROYAL AIR FORCE POST 1945 OFFICIAL COLLECTION"" | Imperial War Museums

They are copyright free so you can use them, it says

This item is available to share and reuse under the terms of the IWM Non Commercial Licence.

So you can use them without any worry.
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:28
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Nutty from Nutter. I'm NBG at this - code SNAFU. Could you please upload for image 21, i.e. no.1 on page 3? My undying thanks. I did warn you! I have thought of a witty yet tasteless caption for it, suitable for a Rock Ape in the jungle.
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:34
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:36
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"Hello....Mother...yes it's Julian, yes I'm still enjoying my gap yah. You wouldn't believe where I am.....yah yah, I know. Can you ask Papa to send me a new shirt"

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In best Lionel Richie voice ...

"Hello ... Is it me you are looking for"
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