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Old 29th Sep 2014, 11:48
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The dog's Chinook impression using only his ears and tail did not impress the ALM.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 12:47
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"Run faster, lazy human, I smell lamb kebab!"
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 13:43
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Rex, the Wonder Dog, couldn't help but laugh at the pathetic Humans wearing their Cones of Shame upside down!
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 16:11
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Who was the moron who insisted we take the bomb sniffing dog to go check out the ISIS ammo depot ?
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 16:22
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The British Army increases the IQ of their Army units on the ground.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 16:28
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"The Army decided a Dog had much better luck of finding its way back home than an Officer with a Map!"
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 16:32
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"It's the Major's answer to the new 'two-languages' rule. Apparently the Personnel bods think 'Yap' is a North-Pacific dialect."
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 17:00
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"Options: Foxhound, Mastiff, Bulldog, Husky....who ticked the feckin' box for 'Spaniel'?"
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 17:44
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"...and then the DI staff asked whose turn it was for a lead".
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 17:57
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Typical ... a chap needs a waz ... and no bl00dy trees in sight
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 18:10
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He's happy enough, his previous job was smoking cigarettes at a drug testing facilities.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 18:58
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If the price of fags continues to rise I might volunteer for the facility!
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 19:40
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Nutty, stop pinching my jokes. Now look what you've done, that dog's pinched my compo rations while my back was turned.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 19:45
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The ESA finds that Mars is a hot Topic.
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 19:47
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Flight of the Fleanix...



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Sparky was skeptical about being able to prop-start the Wokka via the rear roter, but he was game nonetheless...
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 22:14
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This doesn't look like Cruft's main arena to me....
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 22:28
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How I'm supposed to sniff out explosives after being in that stinking chopper with those smelly pongos I just don't know.....
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Old 29th Sep 2014, 22:48
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Old 30th Sep 2014, 00:55
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"Mush !"

No, it's not too small ! And in any case, isn't small beautiful ? And isn't brevity the soul of wit ?
 
Old 30th Sep 2014, 03:11
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Stumpy, the Great Dane, learned his lesson about frolicking on his back when around Choppers a long time ago...
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