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Old 6th Sep 2014, 19:38
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:00
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"He jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute..."
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:02
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:02
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Quotation from the BNP user manual (Bionic Nuclear Powered Shapeshifter) 'It is vital to maintain eye-to-eye contact. Should it be broken shoot the dog and run like hell. DoD absolves itself of any blame as to the death and destruction which might occur.'
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:03
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:04
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:07
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 20:23
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His "Handler" was regretting wearing the new aftershave called Anti Mate by Bob Martin
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 22:07
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Yeah, but can Steve Austin or Jamie Somers do this?
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 02:17
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I should have listened when my mates warned me off sleeping with the canine unit RSM's daughter........

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Old 7th Sep 2014, 14:48
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 17:38
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Time to put this one on a leash:

Third place: NutLoose with: "Does he winalot?"

"He should do, he's a pedigree chum!"

Second: 622 with: Yes, you wear it on your wrist...It's a watch dog!

But top dog is:ValMORNA with: The SMO definitely said, "Swallow whole, do not break or chew."

Over to you.
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 18:22
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Well played ValMORNA
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 18:23
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Congratulations, a worthy win
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 20:14
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Thank you very much for the honour. Unfortunately I cannot post attachments so will hand it back to the originator for further consideration.
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 20:54
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622. Looks like it's yours.


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Old 7th Sep 2014, 22:04
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Valmorna, just google funny military pictures then when you find one copy and past the link beware you might find Buster Hyman in his regular uniform, but that's always good for a larf
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 22:36
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I'll polish my Helmet...just in case...
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Old 7th Sep 2014, 23:10
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I'll polish my Helmet...just in case...
Any excuse.....
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Old 8th Sep 2014, 00:05
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If you plan on searching for "polish fireman's helmet" I strongly recommend putting Safe Search on first - I just forgot God, I'm so innocent sometimes....
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