"No, no...3 Madras Curries, a Beef Vindaloo, and a Chicken Tikka!"
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"...well, of course the power is off at the wall, this is North Korea you idiot, the power is always off! Now, can you fix the telly or not?"
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"But I called within 30 minutes. How could I not be one of the first 100 callers? Put it this way, if I don't get my bonus Teflon frypan, you'll be getting a bucket of sunshine up yer arse! Lets see if that sticks to your frypan"