Court Martial Evidence Exhibit A
..being a photograph of the current CAS flying his Service aircraft at the same height over the Cathedral of which Fg Off Bloggs is accused.....Albeit that without reheat, said CAS did not cause the fire and subsequent destruction of said cathedral, unlike my client - for which he apologises to the Bishop unreservedly"
"...needed an new roof anyway"
"Shut it, Bloggs. They didn't need a whole new f#cking cathedral"