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Old 26th Apr 2014, 12:06
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And don't stick it in the photocopier again ... because selecting enlarge doesn't work
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 12:10
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The TSA member of staff was a former Flightline Mechanic ... old habits die hard ... he still insists on making sure the Pressure Head is warm to the touch before flight
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 13:09
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With this ring I bewed, pushed it on until it hit sweetbread..
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 13:56
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Ok, stage 2 inspection is with Proctologist.
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 13:57
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Desk, can we have microscope.
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 14:15
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The Church of England has expressed concern over the content of the new marriage ceremony for gay couples.
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 15:54
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For the last time, I tell you, I'm not a cheese smuggler
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 15:56
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Following confirmation of the recent failings in facial recognition software, the new Border Agency has to resort to more 'traditional measures'...
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 16:08
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Are you sure this is a breathalyser?
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 16:10
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So let's get this straight ... You've just got off a flight from Brazil and you've only got one ball ...
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Old 26th Apr 2014, 21:04
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"I'll scratch mine and I'll scratch yours, are you sure that's how it goes?"
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"Wow you're right, you do have nothing to declare"
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Old 27th Apr 2014, 02:27
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"Thank you Ma'am.."
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Old 27th Apr 2014, 05:42
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"Wow you're right, you do have nothing to declare"
No prizes for second Nutty!
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Cinderella was going to get to a ball after all.
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Old 27th Apr 2014, 12:11
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Aaaaaaaaatenshun you miserable little trainee, I will soon whip you into shape, stand up straight.
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Old 27th Apr 2014, 12:34
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Judging to follow shortly....

(That's not a bad caption,but don't call me Shortly)
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Old 27th Apr 2014, 12:58
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BWAHAHAHA! Of course that's carry on....
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Old 27th Apr 2014, 13:22
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I said I'd like to see you cough man, not Coffman ...



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Old 27th Apr 2014, 13:28
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A lot of low blows going on here!
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