Okay...let's wrap this puppy up!
3rd place...surplus with the very Navy-esque;
Ok, I'll help you brace, do you want to know when he begins his run up?
2nd place...Nutty with;
"Bloody Chief, you're getting a rise he said, 250 pounds he said, it's over there he said, now get em fitted he said"
But our winner this week....
airborne artist with;
"I think we need some lube".