Time to judge I think ... splendid effort everyone ... good to get all those one-liners out for a bit of an airing
Owning a Lab myself ... any reference to their ability to produce Weapons Grade Methane was going to score highly
So ...
1st Prize :
Buster : Who also wins a years supply of Worming Tablets for his entry ...
CoPilot: "Geezuzz! What the hell is that?"
Dog: "Sorry...just a little tail wind"
2nd Prize :
Surplus : Who clearly must have got the wrong side of some military canine teeth to inspire his entry ...
I'm not in the RAF, I'm in the Kruftwaffe.
3rd Prize :
Racedo : Who also wins a complimentary Neutering for his entry ...
I joined Mile High Club doggie style...........woof woof.
Off you go Buster ... Fetch !!!