"If you give me the paper i've got this mug over here Boss, he looks like a Mekon, I think he said his name was Hague, or Vague or similar... anyway I digress, he's keen to get a result over the Ukraine Crisis and say's he will wave the sheet of paper as he gets off the aircraft and announce he has a peace deal... he was trying to think up a catchy title for it, i've suggested peace in our time to him... and he seems keen to do it"