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Old 13th May 2014, 12:11
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Whoa! This is a big step up from that Tornado simulator!
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Old 13th May 2014, 12:42
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North Korea has full employment ... Exhibit the Human Anemometer
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Old 13th May 2014, 14:26
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"The holding at this time of the day is getting ridiculous!"
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Old 13th May 2014, 15:27
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When they said we were getting some new "COIN" aircraft I wish I hadn't made that joke about putting coins in.....
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Old 13th May 2014, 15:42
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Glorious Leader Kim Wrong-un revels in the music of the Celestial Spheres.
 
Old 13th May 2014, 16:32
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Good news Sir...we've got the Air Cadets flying again!
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Old 13th May 2014, 17:09
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You spin me right round like a recipe............
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Old 13th May 2014, 17:11
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’ere Chung, that guy at the back hasn't got a navigator..... That's the future my son.

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We originally modelled it on the flight profile of the Jaguar, but the punters were complaining they never got airborne before the ride ended..
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Old 13th May 2014, 17:47
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People's Liberation Army felt maybe that BAE had oversold the new concept to China but they had their revenge when they eat the BAE Mascot.
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Old 13th May 2014, 18:00
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Hampster wheel Chinese style

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Chinese Led Allows flwght tlaining schoor

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Won Hung Low, the duck pond below is where we practice carrier ops

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Guy at the back, 'so that's what the red button does'
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Old 13th May 2014, 18:13
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BAE's New MPA gets factory tested before sale to MOD.
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Old 13th May 2014, 19:53
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Warp speed Mr Sulu, and get us out of here, they're still klinging on to us.


Hey d1ckhead, is it true you've got an exchange posting to Kim Yung's An2 Ground Attack wing?


They're f****d now Ice, Jesters on their six.

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Old 14th May 2014, 11:36
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This equipment always leans to the right wing. Cancel the order.
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Old 14th May 2014, 12:12
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Waun Hung Lo, I have an idea how to shake them off, quick grab that hacksaw out the back and cut us loose.
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Old 14th May 2014, 12:34
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Judgement Day is tomorrow
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Old 14th May 2014, 15:13
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Secrets of the inside of AWACS rotodome revealed.
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Old 14th May 2014, 19:52
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"Pedal faster Captain! He's gained height, dropped his trousers and he's got the steely stare of the 'Bouncing bomb' tactic in his eyes!"
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Old 14th May 2014, 21:04
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Nuke em Dr Stranerov
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Old 15th May 2014, 12:40
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Thanks guys, quite a few made me laugh, but the winners are

Third Prize - CoffmanStarter
OK chaps ... if we spin this thing up fast enough we can graduate Rotary as well as Fixed Wing
Second Prize - Hempy
MoD: "Although it has limited range, our Airworthiness issues are solved!"
Winner - Nutloose
What do we do now, they want us to fly a left hand pattern?
Take it away, Nutty!!
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Old 15th May 2014, 12:46
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Well played all ...

Good pic Glorious Leader Fox 3
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