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Old 15th Feb 2014, 09:27
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Okay, that's as tight as I can get it. Try the sphincter now Nutty...
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 09:38
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Nutty goes for the full "Back, Sack and Crack" wax treatment
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 11:58
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Normally, when a WAAF is being sick, you just hold her hair back.

Sorry.

Last edited by Surplus; 15th Feb 2014 at 11:59. Reason: To apologise.
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 12:28
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Dave felt good about bird he pulled the night before to envy of his amtes, morning after he wasn't so convinced.
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 13:54
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"....and if I short these out in the right order I can make him fart "La Cucaracha"!
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 14:10
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Sharon HAD to have the industrial model...
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 14:21
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Can you pass me that mod specification sheet from Martin Baker a mo ... I just want to check that the Drouge Gun is to now be fitted this way
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 14:29
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Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum.
An engineer told me before he died ...
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 16:48
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"Robo-bob, what have a I told you, this 'love' business is best left to the humanoids, you keep ending up with a broken heart and it's always me having to reset your bits a pieces!"
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 18:40
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Due to the speed of Manuel's chop-shop workers, these damn sure weren't the 'droids you're looking for...
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 18:44
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Sew him up now Hank . ... . the tailor's coming .. . we've only got five hours to party time.

C'mon Bruce, if you do give this weird thing of yours
more brains than ****in' Abbott, who the **** going to give a ****?
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 19:08
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Machine keeps asking "Do you know Sarah Connor"
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 19:09
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Previously unseen picture of Simon Cowell having a heart put in place
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FIFA descide it best to upgrade Howard Webb to ensure a Brazil win
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Well hiding the U2 flights in Akrotirii was simple compared to the pilot
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Old 15th Feb 2014, 19:36
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Just a couple more tweaks Douglas and your new legs will be just fine
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 01:30
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 03:18
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"I bet I pass the beep test this time!"
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 07:18
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"Now if we insert a match stick here he'll fart in full automatic rather than single shot."

*Younger readers may not know that this was an un-approved mod for an SLR.
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 07:31
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She's lookin' good Vern!
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 07:45
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Yep we've found the Gerbil
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 12:26
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BAE Engineers try to put a human explanation to yet another engineering problem.
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