Caption competition
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Net 1: "Stop that Polish chit-chat!"
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At least the NASA Apollo Mission Control kit found a good home...
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At least the NASA Apollo Mission Control kit found a good home...
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Be careful with that Axe Eugene!
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Guys in headphones: "Does noise pollution count as Friendly Fire?"
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Guys in headphones: "Does noise pollution count as Friendly Fire?"
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"Nope, even with the two sizes to small grow bag, your still not hitting the high notes."
Unfortunately we have had a server problem and some posts had part of the text removed.
Please note the above should read "superb contributions everyone except Buster and Nutty"
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No you moron ! "PLAYTIME" means he wants to know how long we can stay on station !
On a serious note when presenting the winners I think it would be nice to repost the picture with each of the captions underneath.
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"Shhhhh, if he wants to busk let him, then he might take that stupid hat off and sling it on the floor where it belongs"
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"Quick... press photographer, play your guitar to take their eyes off the guy behind you with the sanitary towel on his head"
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Secret Rock Legends - part VIII
Wensleydale at one of his early gigs; his rendition of 'Stairway to Heaven' being used as 'pink noise' ECM jamming. His breakthrough came when his collected works were used on victims of extraordinary rendition* - Sheik Khalid Mohammed cracked less than two minutes into Wensley's 'Layla'. A 'waterboarding' cover story was used as a focus group considered it 17 times less horrific than Wensley's playing.
Wensleydale now lives on a private Island in the Bahamas, funded by royalties from Gitmo, and has Yorkshire pudding and barrels of Theakston's Best delivered by jet every week.
*Wensley's guitar work was in fact how extraordinary rendition got it's name -Someone at the CIA has a very sick sense of humour. Shh! This is still classified.
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"You may think these two are tired, but I tell you, it takes them a lot of energy to grow up through their hair"