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Old 19th Jun 2006, 13:19
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"Hoskins, I told you to get us a little help to move the aircraft....not get Little help!"

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"With the Clowns in management and the new ground staff, Birdseed Airlines had almost arrived at Flying Circus status....they only needed a few Elephants to succeed."
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 15:29
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"We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids......"

Or

"Follow the yellow brick road,
Follow the yellow brick road....."







Hmmm, seems to be trend here.
 
Old 19th Jun 2006, 15:32
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Santa's little helpers had wondered what he'd meant when he said he'd be selling off spare capacity.
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 15:33
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With Snow White plying her trade as a hostie, Sleepy, Doc et al called a few mates to get her back to their place. Hi ho, Hi ho...........
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 18:30
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"Oi, Lofty! If you say:"Mush" one more time, I'll bite your effin' legs off!"
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 18:47
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"Determined to beat Richard Branson, Willy Wonka launches Umpa Lump Airlines"
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 18:53
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"Due to the ensuing whiff, the synchronised farting team only rehearsed in open spaces"

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Old 19th Jun 2006, 18:54
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Seems a bit unfair to me; the white team have half the numbers, and the blue team's over-height ringer looks to be beating one of them up.
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 18:58
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This one is not a Gem!
"Rolls Royce unveils the latest upgrade to its Gnome shorthaul series.
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 22:05
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As there was no Steam Catapult fitted to the new Aircraft Carriers, a cost efective solution had to be found for the Navilized Typhoon!
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 22:40
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Working for this Fred Carno's Circus is really wearing me down.
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Old 19th Jun 2006, 22:42
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Devil

I will get the Gremlins out of this aircraft.
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Old 20th Jun 2006, 11:45
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Todays news - Share prices rose sharply as Charlie and the chocolate factory announced new export cost cutting measures.
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 00:29
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Hi ho - Hi ho - it's off to work we go!
 
Old 21st Jun 2006, 06:39
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In a bid to reduce costs the Reds Arrows had got rid of their aircraft and changed their uniforms into the smoke colours.

The formation flying with other aircraft still needed some hard work.
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 08:36
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Sadly the plan to pull the aircraft the length of the runway fell through when someone realised the dwarf in the cockpit couldn't reach the brakes....

or:

Seconds before death! The last moments of the dwarf aircraft pulling team, just before someone let the brakes off..

or:

Despite being a staged photo, no-one had the heart to tell the 60 strong dwarf crew that they were in fact only pulling a small child on a bicycle
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 10:48
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... very good, very good...

Will be judging early this afternoon...
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 10:53
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"Oh no" you said, "Airliner delivery will be much easier than mining" you said,
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 10:55
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36 Brake Dwarf Power
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 11:02
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"Due to pressure from the Green lobby, here is further evidence of an evolving short haul strategy"


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