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Old 5th Jan 2014, 17:59
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Phase 1 of the trial to see whether the AK47 really will work when it is full of s**t
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Old 5th Jan 2014, 19:09
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Making the Desert Bloom ?
 
Old 6th Jan 2014, 08:53
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"So, back straight, arms up and hey presto - no more Bombay birthmarks*!"


*noun. those red patches evident just above the knees of someone who has spent the last hour ensconced on the $hitter, reading Autotrader from cover to cover. Twice.
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Old 6th Jan 2014, 11:23
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Once again, Nutty shat his pants because he forgot to drop his trousers first!
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Old 6th Jan 2014, 14:03
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Typical, nice sunny day and Ruby is late.
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Old 6th Jan 2014, 14:14
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Big Pistons Forever suffers an unusually large "splash back" with this particular Bombing Run
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Old 6th Jan 2014, 15:20
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The US Army takes Physical Security very seriously.....Bubba did as he was told and set up on the Air Drop point.
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Old 6th Jan 2014, 16:02
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"No, Chuck, the Captain said you are to guard Karzai."
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Old 6th Jan 2014, 16:14
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As Pte first class Dumbo comes round his first words were.....WTF last I remember was EJECT EJE...

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I would avoid cubical 4 for at least 20 minutes

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Aircraft Tech Jones gets his own back on Cpl Smith by turning the toilet suction up to 11
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 11:44
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Last call....judging tomorrow!
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 12:24
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That could be a winning entry on its own merits!
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 12:29
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No walls meant no more Shampoos* for Hoskyns!


*Shampoo: a pretend toilet break taken for the sole purpose of avoiding an unpleasant task.
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 14:31
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With the "toilette al fresco" now standard throughout the service, it would now be easy to identify the Blue Flamers.




Bombs gone. Take the photo, and get the hell out of here.
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 15:35
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Fox3 that's NO banana...
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 16:16
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"Sitzkrieg" takes on a whole new meaning.
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 19:45
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"Fair enough - no door means no air freshener, but I still need something to bite on..."
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Old 7th Jan 2014, 21:43
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Yes, the Air Force "plows the field", we in the Army "fertilise the crops", but you don't want to know what the Navy does...something to do with Germination I think.
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Old 8th Jan 2014, 08:19
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Unlike 1982, there was little worry that the total exclusion zone might be compromised unless a dreadnought appeared unexpectedly
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Old 8th Jan 2014, 09:08
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Troopers' Handbook:
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Setting up a base camp:
It is important that you set up your most vital amenities first...
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Old 8th Jan 2014, 10:49
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OK, the time is here....

...First place this week goes to:

E-Spy with: 'Prince Harry finally gets to sit on the throne'

Well done, and over to you.
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