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gravel butty and cold tea, in the snow, BUT WE WERE 'APPY!
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Professor Harbottles knew his Mk1 warshed was a winner but he was still having problems with tea spillage from the flask firing cannon.
(But he were happy)
Have a nice Christmas everybody, looking forward to what this thread will produce in 2014.
(But he were happy)
Have a nice Christmas everybody, looking forward to what this thread will produce in 2014.
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Elfin Safety decreed that hot food is a potential work hazard so no one burns their tongue. Now should it stick to the side of one's cheek then that's another department's problem.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Hoskins vowed never again to have gay sex after lock jaw set in at a vital moment.
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"I hate to tell you this private, but there appears to have been a slight mix up, it seems the syringe wasn't full of Bottox after all, but E Lax"
Bah! Humbug!
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Higgins knew that "Safety First" was only a tongue in cheek concept at the nuclear bomb in a flask factory.
I know the bet is up to 5 pounds and 6 pence, but I just can't swallow the dog shi*t sandwitch !
"Moose Turd Pie! You Bastard!......and just exactly how I like it!"
Arnold was not going to complain about the food and have to take over the Dish Washing duties!
Arnold was not going to complain about the food and have to take over the Dish Washing duties!
Welder Hoskins looks forward to getting outside for his tea break
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to his children..... look happy you wanted a picnic whatever the weather
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Santa's elves on down time after the man departs for another nights work!
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Ohh Ohh Damm that Heinz Tomato soup is hot.....
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DEW line radar operator glad to get out in the midnight sun
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to his children..... look happy you wanted a picnic whatever the weather
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Santa's elves on down time after the man departs for another nights work!
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Ohh Ohh Damm that Heinz Tomato soup is hot.....
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DEW line radar operator glad to get out in the midnight sun