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Old 20th Dec 2013, 17:03
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"I am pulling Moustafa! The other one came off easily enough!"
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 17:06
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"Keep shaking her Stefan; my sniffer dog's always right."
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 18:13
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Tie her down lads ... No ... No ... Not her ... Air Force One !
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 18:20
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Mrs Mandela, the funeral is over and you were told these shoes were only on loan!
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 21:14
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Inspirational would be my choice of term here...
Deluded would be mine.

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Old 20th Dec 2013, 22:05
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The secret service play chirades with Michelle Obama, repeatedly opening and closing her legs as she moaned out loud soon gave the game away... "Bellows" shouted Obama
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 23:38
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"Wrong she shouted.....Grand Canyon!"
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Old 21st Dec 2013, 07:12
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Giving Mrs Obama the birthday bumps on concrete wasn't a great idea, but the Secret Service guys had to follow orders.
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Old 21st Dec 2013, 07:38
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Nah ... Don't worry Skipper the Loadies have nearly got it sorted !
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Old 21st Dec 2013, 08:42
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Only the finest plain-clothes TSA officers are allowed to work the outdoor security checkpoint for Air Force One.
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Old 21st Dec 2013, 15:53
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Guy on right..."I just love feet sex" see stain on the ground near his foot.
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 07:44
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Nah, I don't think she's the one - the real Cinderella would never react this way over trying on a shoe. I mean, she won't let us remove the one she is wearing for a start...
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 10:27
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Now Mrs Mugabe ... you just knew you were going to get in a spot of bother by trying to pinch the Presidential TV Remote from Air Force One as a souvie
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 11:24
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' dont you know who I am?......

(with a nod to PC plod at Downing Street.....or even at Buckingham Palace)

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and after the trouble in South Africa there are new orders with how we deal with you for taking a 'Selfie'
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 12:05
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I'm sorry Ms Winfrey, for the last time, you're not THE first lady.

I told you it wasn't Beyonce, it ain't draggin on the ground.
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 13:19
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New Sex test for passnegers before flying on AF1.................
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 15:22
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"Ah told ya she wasn't the First Ladyboy"
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 15:37
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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 16:14
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Wookie just would not accept she was not going to always have her own Airplane and sometimes would have to share it with the President!

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Old 22nd Dec 2013, 16:18
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Plane Spotting in the US is so much more fun
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